Wednesday, September 09, 2009

the "i will judge you based on your answers" hipster screening test

This is an actual survey I sent, and got a reply back from, a guy I met at a bar. Not a good sign when he can't spell disease correctly. Also, when I told him I was couchsurfing a lot he made a pass at me and not so subtly said I should surf in his BED. Hmm. Next.

5 of your current favorite bands:
Bon Iver, Old Crow Medicine Show, The National, Ra Ra Riot, Aimee Mann

5 songs you could use as background for the soundtrack to your life (say, if you were a reality TV star):
Methanphetime (OCMS), Everybody Hurts (REM), Hurt (NIN), anything by Elliot Smith, SexyBack (JT)

3 best pickup lines:
"Would you like some free chapstick?" "Would you date a guy that works at red lobster?" "hi, (sigh)"

number of girls picked up in bars in the last week:
does my friend's mother count?

favorite things about NYC:
the low low prices, I can buy grocries at 4am, and Moby lives here

real reason you want to attend Mass:
i long for a sense of tradition and comunity, or i have a nun fetish... i can't decide

where do you see yourself in 3 years?
in three years i hope to be debt and desease free

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