Something told me to go get a CD after work today...
Sometimes you shouldn't listen when you have a feeling.
You shouldn't follow every instinct you have. It can lead to bad things.
Things like finding a 20-song CD in the free promotional pile from the guy you were sleeping with last year.
Listening to it has sort of put me off eating. For the rest of the week. SIGH. This was the guy with the banjo who came four times. "Four times the pleasure, 1/4th the pain." He wasn't worth it.
His music's not half bad, or at least, the guitar is solid. The creepy effects and his backup I could do without. And the lyrics about abortions and the girl he slept with after me, who "stole his heart and his money and his car," etc. Mr. I-can't-be-in-a-relationship-right-now who turns around and gets with a klepto.
Yeah, happy fucking Wednesday.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
the "i will judge you based on your answers" hipster screening test
This is an actual survey I sent, and got a reply back from, a guy I met at a bar. Not a good sign when he can't spell disease correctly. Also, when I told him I was couchsurfing a lot he made a pass at me and not so subtly said I should surf in his BED. Hmm. Next.
5 of your current favorite bands:
Bon Iver, Old Crow Medicine Show, The National, Ra Ra Riot, Aimee Mann
5 songs you could use as background for the soundtrack to your life (say, if you were a reality TV star):
Methanphetime (OCMS), Everybody Hurts (REM), Hurt (NIN), anything by Elliot Smith, SexyBack (JT)
3 best pickup lines:
"Would you like some free chapstick?" "Would you date a guy that works at red lobster?" "hi, (sigh)"
number of girls picked up in bars in the last week:
does my friend's mother count?
favorite things about NYC:
the low low prices, I can buy grocries at 4am, and Moby lives here
real reason you want to attend Mass:
i long for a sense of tradition and comunity, or i have a nun fetish... i can't decide
where do you see yourself in 3 years?
in three years i hope to be debt and desease free
5 of your current favorite bands:
Bon Iver, Old Crow Medicine Show, The National, Ra Ra Riot, Aimee Mann
5 songs you could use as background for the soundtrack to your life (say, if you were a reality TV star):
Methanphetime (OCMS), Everybody Hurts (REM), Hurt (NIN), anything by Elliot Smith, SexyBack (JT)
3 best pickup lines:
"Would you like some free chapstick?" "Would you date a guy that works at red lobster?" "hi, (sigh)"
number of girls picked up in bars in the last week:
does my friend's mother count?
favorite things about NYC:
the low low prices, I can buy grocries at 4am, and Moby lives here
real reason you want to attend Mass:
i long for a sense of tradition and comunity, or i have a nun fetish... i can't decide
where do you see yourself in 3 years?
in three years i hope to be debt and desease free
Thursday, September 03, 2009
weird fan mail
I just got this email from a guy (?) that said: "I suck a lot in bed..."
WTF? That's what I get for checking my email at 2am I suppose.
In other news, this semi-hot guy on the train was all, "It's not everyday I get to sit by a pretty girl," meaning me, I suppose. It was a nice thing to hear. Too bad he smelled like cigarettes.
WTF? That's what I get for checking my email at 2am I suppose.
In other news, this semi-hot guy on the train was all, "It's not everyday I get to sit by a pretty girl," meaning me, I suppose. It was a nice thing to hear. Too bad he smelled like cigarettes.
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