Here are some basic tips: 1. Be respectful. No trying to sleep with your platonic host; men especially should abide by this rule! It's really sketch to have someone come over with only one thing in mind. Ew! Creepy!
2. Don't track mud onto new, white carpet! That's just common sense. What sort of dirty, dirty boy... ?! I nearly had a heart attach. Dirt, boys... bad for the heart!!
3. Don't jerk off in your host's shower. It's gross. Especially when they need to get you out of their house because they're late to work. When it's been 10 minutes and they start saying, "OH GOD OHGOD," it's never a good sign. It means either they've tracked mud all over the bathroom tile also, or they're splooging all over your shower curtain :/
I don't think I'll be hosting for awhile. What an awful experience. I'm still reeling.
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