if we should be so lucky...

So my roommate was able to hook up/score with two different men at the two parties I strung her along to in the last half-year. It doesn't seem FAIR! But perhaps I just have higher standards....

Things have got to change! I am back at lonely square one here, although a friend of mine from college has decided to tell a mutual friend of ours that I'm a "sexy librarian," which is perhaps sort of flattering, if not totally unexpected. And there's the Italian guy that my other friend is convinced is hitting on me because he asked me to a dinner party and then took me to a whisky bar last Friday. I don't know, I'm lost in the whirlwind. Everything seems up in the air to me right now. Not only am I looking for a new roommate to replace the one who hosts Vagina Night with her new boytoys every night, but I'm starting to see old college friends in a whole new light...

It's been nice to catch up with old friends. There's the inevitable When Harry Met Sally complex with them, though. Since most of my friends are guys, the sex part always seems to get in the way. I am a staunch believer in the Billy Crystal view of friendships: that men and women can't be friends. They are really incapable of friendship! Unless perhaps they are happily married (to other people), but even then, how to explain men cheating on their wives with their exs, their "work friends," their sexy "gym buddies"?? Men and women just CAN'T be friends!! One party always ends up with sexual feelings toward the other party, and vice versa. At one time or another. It always ends up like this. It's awfully confusing!

Anyway, for New Year's, I plan to ring in a new year and a new dating attitude. I plan to have only the finest things: fine dining, fine wine and cocktails, fine conversations, and spectacular friends. I hope these are the memories I will relive in the coming year and look back on fondly.

I also plan on being more selective. I will only sleep with boys I can imagine myself being accompanied on the arm of to M's cozy dinner parties. Philistines need not apply. The others should take a number and form an orderly line to my left.

i thought muti-orgasmic men were a myth

he came not once, not twice, not thrice, but FOUR TIMES in the space of about 6 hours. i swear to god. i should have videotaped it.

meanwhile, i'm not sure if i came or not, so, that would mean i didn't (and i'm being polite about saying i faked it a little bit).

uh. i'm just so in awe of his magical abilities, and dealthy jealous. i really don't feel like talking about it--and that's a first.